Things Not To Say During Love Making

Things Not To Say During Love Making

  • I have to poop !!!
  • Smile for the camera !!!
  • Get off me , I`ll do it myself !!!
  • This is your first time ... right ?!?!
  • You`re almost as good as my ex !!!
  • When is this supposed to feel good ???
  • I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs ?!?!
  • I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home !!!
  • Keep it down , my mother is a light sleeper !!!
  • Hey !!! My friends were right !!! You are good !!!
  • On second thought , let`s turn the lights off !!!
  • I`m sobering up and you`re getting ugly !!!
  • But everybody looks funny naked !!!
  • Do I have to pay for this ???
  • No ! You`re too fat to be on top. You`d kill me !!!
  • Actually , your sister `likes` it like this !!!
  • What`s your name again ???
  • Hold on, let me change the channel !!!
  • Uhhhh .... i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago !!!

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