Things Not To Say During Love Making

• I have to poop !!!
• Smile for the camera !!!
• Get off me , I`ll do it myself !!!
• This is your first time ... right ?!?!
• You`re almost as good as my ex !!!
• When is this supposed to feel good ???
• I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs ?!?!
• I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home !!!
• Keep it down , my mother is a light sleeper !!!
• Hey !!! My friends were right !!! You are good !!!
• On second thought , let`s turn the lights off !!!
• I`m sobering up and you`re getting ugly !!!
• But everybody looks funny naked !!!
• Do I have to pay for this ???
• No ! You`re too fat to be on top. You`d kill me !!!
• Actually , your sister `likes` it like this !!!
• What`s your name again ???
• Hold on, let me change the channel !!!
• Uhhhh .... i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago !!!

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